BlueDiamond
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=+1]EXERCISE![/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Every day I am bombarded
In each direction that I turn
By those who claim that EXERCISE
Causes flab to crash and burn![/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I did jumping jacks and sit ups
Went out and bought that darn machine
The one that guarantees in 30 days
I'd be trim and fit and lean...[/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I put it in the extra room
That we affectionately call the "gym"
With all the other paraphenalia
That will one day make me slim![/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Ab mats for doing crunches
A small tramp to run in place
That awful, go-nowhere pedaling bike
That only leaves me red of face![/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I have workout clothes and sweat bands
Even a "get-fit" coffee cup!
But that scale hasn't budged an inch
So, I'm on the verge of giving up![/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I've just about convinced myself
That it's true what some folks say...
You have heard it too......Eat Right!
Get Fit? Die anyway!![/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]So for those who are devoted
To trying to make me over, PLEASE!
If God wanted me to touch my toes
He would have put them on my knees![/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I believe He loves us as we are
That includes both big AND small
So when I reach the gates of Heaven
It will be with flab and all!
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]AMEN -
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[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Every day I am bombarded
In each direction that I turn
By those who claim that EXERCISE
Causes flab to crash and burn![/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I did jumping jacks and sit ups
Went out and bought that darn machine
The one that guarantees in 30 days
I'd be trim and fit and lean...[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I put it in the extra room
That we affectionately call the "gym"
With all the other paraphenalia
That will one day make me slim![/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Ab mats for doing crunches
A small tramp to run in place
That awful, go-nowhere pedaling bike
That only leaves me red of face![/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I have workout clothes and sweat bands
Even a "get-fit" coffee cup!
But that scale hasn't budged an inch
So, I'm on the verge of giving up![/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I've just about convinced myself
That it's true what some folks say...
You have heard it too......Eat Right!
Get Fit? Die anyway!![/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]So for those who are devoted
To trying to make me over, PLEASE!
If God wanted me to touch my toes
He would have put them on my knees![/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I believe He loves us as we are
That includes both big AND small
So when I reach the gates of Heaven
It will be with flab and all!
[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]AMEN -
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