Mondays Joke! Re U Insured for Sex

[lamornamiss]

ARE U INSURED FOR SEX ?

You need the correct insurance companies for SEX ........

SEX with your wife - Legal & General

SEX with your future wife - Mutual Trust

SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability

SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union

SEX on the telephone - Direct Line

SEX with your biographer - Quote Me Happy

SEX in a hurry - Insure & Go

SEX with your boyfriend - Standard Life

SEX with a transvestite - Confused.com

SEX with some one different - GoCompare.com

SEX with an animal - Compare the Meerkat.com

SEX with a fat bird - More Than

SEX on the back seat - Sheila's Wheels

SEX with an O A P - Saga

SEX with a posh bird - Privilege.com

SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union

 

[lyndajoan]

ha ha ha thats a good one by the one and only. xxx

 

[helekisapa]

Here's one for you all
MAN GRABS HIS WIFE'S BUTT,"IF THIS WAS FIRM YOU WOULDN'T NEED PANTIES."
SHE TURNS AROUND AND AND GRABS HIS PENIS, "AND IF THIS WAS FIRM I WOULDN'T NEED BATTERIES."

 

[its ellen]

ha ha ha ha good one