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Pigs DO fly!!!!

topsy

topsy

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I was just sitting quietly drinking my milk and bothering no one when i heard a crash or something falling down in the conservatory so went in to investigate. Poppy (cat) was sitting there looking very apprehensive and looking towards the roof so i followed suit Aggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh there on the conservatory roof was a HUMMUNGUS amount of S**T:eek: now if that came from a bird it was one HUGE BUGGER of a bird - so i think it MUST have been a FLYING PIG:eek:

Anyone doubt me i have evidence on conservatory roof and whilst your there you may as well clean it up for me:sign0163:?????????????

I know i spread my fairy dust to help others but this is ridiculous :eek:
 
:8855:haha must be a seagull on orlistat/xenical :sign0137::sign0131:
 
lol we wanna see a pic of the offencive object :D
 
Oh Topsy that really made me laugh, you should put a message on your post saying DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE STITCHES!! When it rains it will turn into diohreah ewww.
 
Topsy, it must mean you're going to be a VERY lucky lady :cool: hope you have the lottery on???
 
Ha. LOL. I wanna see pics too x
 
You are all cruel !!!!!! Will take a pic of offending mess and get it to you some time today (oh god my poor stomach)

Can't do it right away because i have obviously upset the God's as my long hair persian Hector has just jumped on the window sill and he is covered in diaorrhea - oh great i'm going to have to put him in the bath - see you all when i emerge from the bl**dy cat hair lol
 
Oh dear Topsy you really are having a S**t day aren't you!!!!!!!!!
It can only get better.
 
pmsl, if pigs started flying perhaps i'll get news from pct, they said 5-7 days and its day 6 today and no news yet.....
perhaps it was an aeroplane flushing!
 
For those of you who are doubting Thomas's there is pictorial evidence in my albums you are more than welcome to a butcher's. I don't know what the neighbours must have thought as i had to open my son's bedroom window, sit on the window sill and lean out to get the pictures!!!!! They must have thought i was trying to FLY too lol
 
Yes Blue we know your back - blinkin' piccies everywhere lol (i'm only jealous i can't do them) xx
 
:Dlook out !!!! Theres 2 passing by now lol.
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