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Found this in a book and thought it made my funny bone chuckle!

topsy

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Tips on lovemaking for wrinklies!!

Create that special mood by adjusting the lighting - switch them ALL OFF!!

Don't worry about making all the noise you want - your neighbours are probably deaf too:)

Make sure you put 999 on you speed dial before you begin

Put your glasses on and have a quick double check that your partner is actually in bed with you:cool:

Set your bedside alarm for 3 mins time in case you happen to doze off halfway through the proceedings

Write your partner's name on a sticky note and put it on their forehead - just in case you forget their name

If it works call everybody you know and tell them the good news
:bliss::bliss:
Well it made me giggle
 
Me too :D
 
LOL
 
A bit too close for comfort!!! :happy096:
 
Lmfao - this made me chuckle too :d

tips on lovemaking for wrinklies!!

create that special mood by adjusting the lighting - switch them all off!!

don't worry about making all the noise you want - your neighbours are probably deaf too:)

make sure you put 999 on you speed dial before you begin

put your glasses on and have a quick double check that your partner is actually in bed with you:cool:

set your bedside alarm for 3 mins time in case you happen to doze off halfway through the proceedings

write your partner's name on a sticky note and put it on their forehead - just in case you forget their name

if it works call everybody you know and tell them the good news
:bliss::bliss:
well it made me giggle
 
:rotflmao:...hehe...funny
 
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