lamornamiss
wants to be a loser
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist.
"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years.
There's nothing you can't tell me."
"This one's kind of strange," the woman said.
"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
"Well,"she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and
heard aplink-plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked down, the water
was fullof pennies."
"I see," commented the doctor calmly.
"That afternoon, I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink,
there were 5p pieces in the bowl," the woman continued.
"That night," she went on, "I went again, and plink-plink-plink, there
were 50p's. This morning, there were £1 coins!"
"You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!" she implored. "I'm scared
out of my wits!"
The gynaecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there,
it's nothing to be scared about," he said.
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(Ready for this?)
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(I'm warning you.....)
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(Still not too late to delete now!)
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"You're simply going through the change!"
Don't Blame Me, I Just Forward The Jokes… I Don't Write Them!!!
"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years.
There's nothing you can't tell me."
"This one's kind of strange," the woman said.
"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
"Well,"she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and
heard aplink-plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked down, the water
was fullof pennies."
"I see," commented the doctor calmly.
"That afternoon, I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink,
there were 5p pieces in the bowl," the woman continued.
"That night," she went on, "I went again, and plink-plink-plink, there
were 50p's. This morning, there were £1 coins!"
"You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!" she implored. "I'm scared
out of my wits!"
The gynaecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there,
it's nothing to be scared about," he said.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Ready for this?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(I'm warning you.....)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Still not too late to delete now!)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"You're simply going through the change!"
Don't Blame Me, I Just Forward The Jokes… I Don't Write Them!!!
so good !!
