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Just for a giggle

lamornamiss

wants to be a loser
Found this and just had to share

:devilangel:


He said, She said He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. .....Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. .They don't have time

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said. . . A widow.

He said to me . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go t o bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
 
Oh it made me smile x
 
Oooooh.....yes it did! xx
 
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