Jump in, the water's fine.
I am not obsessed with Minis. I really am not.
I did not come in from a day out today, sit on the sofa and sit with a major pout and a 'Harrumph', which prompted OH to fetch one of my girls' laptops down to me set, it up, put it on the TV table and pull it over to me.
No, none of that happened at all.