Grandparents Answer Machine LOL

[lamornamiss]

I really want to put this on my answer machine


GRANDPARENTS ANSWERING MACHINE



Good morning . . . At present we are not at home but, please Leave your message after you hear the beep.


beeeeeppp ...


If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.


If you need us to stay with the children, press 2


If you want to borrow the car, press 3


If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4


If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5


If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6


If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home,


press 7


If you want to come to eat here, press 8


If you need money,press 9


If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theater,start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[TwinkleTwinkle]

Wow, Wendy ... how many people could make use of this, lol .... Bet it applies to most of us xxx

 

[NOMOREyoyo]

I need to show that to my mum - she would agree 1000% xx

 

[lyndajoan]

he he he he
another classic by the one and only wendyxxxxxx

 

[Tray3004]

That's great lol x

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[phatmomma]

It's only a matter of time mate before that's your message lol...

Fortunately for me, my kids know better lol xx

 

[lamornamiss]

he he he he
another classic by the one and only wendyxxxxxx

Thank you I try my best