Funny kids

[jema]

Just thought I'd share a few of the things my 4yr old son has said to me over the past few weeks.

"Mam, why do you need to wear a bra?" "To stop my boobies wibble-wobbling about" "Or right...Have you never thought of wearing one on your belly then?":beam:

"Mam, why do you keep saying you're on a diet?" "Because I want to lose weight to be slim" "Why don't you just get a big needle and pop yourself!!"

"Mam, is fat a naughty (swear) word?" "No son, but you haven't to call other people fat" "You aren't other people though, you're Mam" "That's right son, I'm number 1 Mam" "I know, number 1 fat Mam!"

I love my 3 babies with all my heart, but I often wish they'd never learned to talk....:ignore:

 

[MrsSAFC]

LOLOL made me chuckle.... my son (hes 7 now and was 5 at the time) had drawn a picture of me him, his dad and sister - I had a circle (round) for my body - when i askedhim why he was like "cos your the fat one in the family" !!!! i was like thanks!!!

 

[EmDubs]

My 5 year old Daughter was asking me yesterday why our dog's willy is pink! Ha! xXx

 

[joffy01582]

My 5 year old Daughter was asking me yesterday why our dog's willy is pink! Ha! xXx

and how did you explain that away

 

[Jrichard]

Yeh they are great aren't they. My daughter loves to lift my top up and wobble my belly! She thinks it's hilarious. I can't wait till I've lost enough that she gets a big shock cos mummys belly doesn't wobble any more.

 

[bobsbigboy]

My 9 year old has christened the dogs willy his lipstick LOL!!

 

[jema]

It seems they all keep us on our toes....X

 

[jema]

My son has picked up his Dad's newspaper, The Sun, and pointed to the pic of a very pregnant Victoria Beckham and said "Look Mam, big boobies. They must be yours. And a big tummy.. Is this you?"
To be compared to Victoria Beckham, however she looks, must be a compliment.....

 

[em126]

Hilarious... especially 'why don't you just pop yourself'... actually made me laugh out loud
Priceless. xx

 

[EmDubs]

and how did you explain that away

I just told her, with as straight a face as possible that's just how it is...! Hahaha!!!

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[minxie]

Lol to all the wonderful comments. Aren't children amazing!