jema
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Just thought I'd share a few of the things my 4yr old son has said to me over the past few weeks.
"Mam, why do you need to wear a bra?" "To stop my boobies wibble-wobbling about" "Or right...Have you never thought of wearing one on your belly then?":beam:
"Mam, why do you keep saying you're on a diet?" "Because I want to lose weight to be slim" "Why don't you just get a big needle and pop yourself!!"
"Mam, is fat a naughty (swear) word?" "No son, but you haven't to call other people fat" "You aren't other people though, you're Mam" "That's right son, I'm number 1 Mam" "I know, number 1 fat Mam!"
I love my 3 babies with all my heart, but I often wish they'd never learned to talk....:ignore:
"Mam, why do you need to wear a bra?" "To stop my boobies wibble-wobbling about" "Or right...Have you never thought of wearing one on your belly then?":beam:
"Mam, why do you keep saying you're on a diet?" "Because I want to lose weight to be slim" "Why don't you just get a big needle and pop yourself!!"
"Mam, is fat a naughty (swear) word?" "No son, but you haven't to call other people fat" "You aren't other people though, you're Mam" "That's right son, I'm number 1 Mam" "I know, number 1 fat Mam!"
I love my 3 babies with all my heart, but I often wish they'd never learned to talk....:ignore: