purplepansyem
Crazy Cat Lady ;)
My mother-in-law ALWAYS gets her words muddled up and it's really difficult not to laugh down the phone as she prattles on. Anyway, when I had my surgery, she would fill me in on her neighbour who had wls last year:
"I spoke to my neighbour yesterday, you know, the one who had the elastic band fitted, anyway, blah, blah, blah"
So I told her, "Actually, she had a bypass, not a band".
"No she didn't, she had an elastic band - she didn't have surgery because she's got a bad heart - she was overweight."......
......Yes, I explained the difference between a heart bypass and a gastric bypass!
"I spoke to my neighbour yesterday, you know, the one who had the elastic band fitted, anyway, blah, blah, blah"
So I told her, "Actually, she had a bypass, not a band".
"No she didn't, she had an elastic band - she didn't have surgery because she's got a bad heart - she was overweight."......
......Yes, I explained the difference between a heart bypass and a gastric bypass!
