I GAVE BIRTH TODAY

[rosejohnson]

oooh great thread, I am so jealous! Only 'been' twice since op!

Rx

 

[gaelic girl]

Rose Get the Movicol it def induces labour!! x

 

[teen]

 

[margaretmc]

omg lol the other day my daughter was on the loo , shes 5 and her brother shouted through the door " you havin a poo" she replied im sat on the toilet dropping the kids off !!!! as if , she had heard this on the radio the day before i didnt know wether to laugh or cry lol glad you enjoyed giving birth lol x

You have to laugh at what kids say God luv them .

 

[margaretmc]

Way to go Allie glad to hear you got a good clean out hun .
I was in the loo when Teigan was over she was banging on the door nana whats keeping you I told her to go away that I was pooing and she said do you want me to squeeze your head nana I couldnt stop laughing .

 

[bungle1999]

I take Movicoll and just want to throw up. But at least I am going! Think of watership dpwn every time!! (rabbit droppings)!

 

[gaelic girl]

Teigan bless her too i love kids and their innocent statements lol. Movicol is def not the nicest but if it helps me give birth to twins next i'll stomach it lol. ps if it's any help i started off in watership down mode x

 

[WeightlossWannabee]

I guess congratulations are in order xxxxxxxxxxx

 

[gaelic girl]

Aw Shucks thank you WW for your kind wishes i'm so so proud x

 

[kell]

lol...congrats on the 'new' arrival...

 

[Mixman]

Glad you're going

 

[Big an Bouncy]

Does it have your fellas nose?

 

[gaelic girl]

Thanks Kell she was only around briefly lol can't say she will be missed x

 

[gaelic girl]

Me too Mixman hope to keep up the good work lol. BB lol no def all me hubby had nothing to do with this birth hee hee x

 

[mandym1]

"Dropping the kids off" is a regular saying in our house tee hee

 

[dreamofbeingslim]

lol. so funny.

 

[wannabeslimagain]

oh my i am laughing so much my sides hurt, my daughter said a good one, when you pass wind she says better an empty house than an angry tenant ha ha ha

 

[girly girl]

OMG thanks for that iv not laughed that much in a long time, im still smilling
Thanks
xxx

 

[gaelic girl]

Lol Pleasure Lisa believe me i'm still smiling too hee hee x Glad everyone joined in on my birth and made it so special we are both very grateful x

 

[Priesty]

Hi,

I know just how you feel. I suffer with IBS and now and again I struggle shall we say. It is such a relief when things finally shift and you get the feeling of ecstacy.

Mind you it reminds me of a joke I heard years ago (forgive this attempt at remembering it I'm a woman after all)

The Boss

The body was having an argument, the brain said I'm the boss I control everything the body can't function without me, but every other organ said this wasn't true because you can be brain dead and still live on life support.

The heart said Im the boss, but again this isn't true as the body can continue on by pass.

The arsehole said I'm in charge and every other organ laughed and laughed and said don't be stupid.

So the arsehole shut tight, after a day the stomach hurt and the body felt sick, after 2 days the brain felt dizzy and ill, after 3 the body just couldn't function.

This explains why Bosses are always ARSEHOLES!!!!!!

I probably haven't got that quite right but it's near enough hope you enjoy!!

take Care

Paula XX
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