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SHAVING....?

Paper knickers?? must be a new thing, have had 9 ops but no paper knickers lol have I been cheated?? As for shaving thats old hat I remember having to shave all the patients pre op so embarassing for them but maybe if I could have offered them a Brazilian they would have felt better lol!!D!
Pinky dont worry as us nurses etc dont take any notice of what your bod is like, it is just our job.
Jay xx
 
I had two embarrassing episodes with regards to surgery and modesty. First time, when I was having my gall bladder out, I couldnt face taking my knickers off, so I left them on, and can remember to this day (surgery was in 1999 - 10 years ago OMG), being wheeled back to my ward after surgery and my knickers being in plain site on the end of the bed for all and sundry to see. I was so embarrassed. The second time, when I was going to have my band done. I was asked several times if I had any piercings, or jewellery in that needed removing before surgery, and I explained to the first three people who asked me that I had a cli**ris piercing and no way was I removing it because being large I couldnt see down there to put it back in afterwards, and secondly my husband didnt want that job either. All three said, fine, we will make a note on your sheet. When I was getting ready to walk down to the theatre for the surgery, the operating staff asked me if I had any jewellery in, I explained that it should be in my notes. After looking through my notes they said that there was any thing noted. I had to explain again, embarrassed as hell, that I had a piercing down below. They gave me a role of gause and surgical tape and told me to cover it over. Once they explained why, I understood the reason for it, but it was very embarrassing at the time.

MNL
 
OMG, MNL - that couldn't have been as embarassing as having it pierced in the first place!!!!! :eek: Zxx
 
what a fantastic thread. Loving the post it note idea.
 
i went down to theatre with my knickers on and a pad as it was my time of the month, when i woke up after my op both were gone and never to be seen again!!!!!!
lisa xxx
 
I asked as i went into theater if they wanted me to whip my knickers off save them breaking their backs. I was asked what kind they were and when i said sloggies the anethasis said if you just want to fold them down to yr pubic bone you will be fine.
he Then started to put the stickers on for the monitoring and as i was about to untie my gown he said you can leave the top tie we just fold the gown up. low and behold when i came round and was up and walking i realised i had iodein stains in stripes down my gown and knickers. it was only when i went to change my knickers that i realised it had run down the back and i looked as though i had sh1t myself. Got to admit the thought of being shaved and itching sent me into a frenzie and i made sure i had my waxing done a few days before.
MNL braver woman than me. ouch
 
hopelesscase said:
low and behold when i came round and was up and walking i realised i had iodein stains in stripes down my gown and knickers. it was only when i went to change my knickers that i realised it had run down the back and i looked as though i had sh1t myself.
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LMFAO Carole
 
hopelesscase said:
i asked as i went into theater if they wanted me to whip my knickers off save them breaking their backs. I was asked what kind they were and when i said sloggies the anethasis said if you just want to fold them down to yr pubic bone you will be fine.
He then started to put the stickers on for the monitoring and as i was about to untie my gown he said you can leave the top tie we just fold the gown up. Low and behold when i came round and was up and walking i realised i had iodein stains in stripes down my gown and knickers. It was only when i went to change my knickers that i realised it had run down the back and i looked as though i had sh1t myself. Got to admit the thought of being shaved and itching sent me into a frenzie and i made sure i had my waxing done a few days before.
Mnl braver woman than me. Ouch
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that was so funny im sitting laughing to myself .
Margaretxx
 
Hehe, brill post.


I dont think Dr Sig would have appreciated little tigers and monkeys who had escaped from the amazon ;) running over the op table so I gave my foomin a good whack of the Immac before my surgery. ;)
 
I was wearing my fellas boxer shorts as they are sooo comfy, I popped the paper kecs over the top and when I woke up both had been removed and I was FULL of iodine all down the back of my gown and the front...it looked like I had loo issues'! haha The nurse cam that night and helped me change into my jamas and my gown was stuck to me! I was nasty! haha...eitherway apart from feeling a bit trampy, I didnt really care...I was still half out of it! :D Aww memories! (4 weeks ago now! lol)
 
post it sticker

Ehmmmmmmmmmm What would I put on the post it sticker I KNOW!!! I would put can you put a couple of stitches in this cause its healed up bar a foot. Only joking ( But I bet it made you all laugh though eh.) Gail Michelle:D:D:D:D
TMD68 said:
Oh god lol, see I know that am gonna be 'under' and not know what they are doing, but going to be torturing myself about them taking the 'mick' *rolls eyes*

Hey ho, wont be the first, haven't got any any bits I shouldnt have (just more of what I should have!) sadly no piecings anymore - so jobs a good 'en...

Might be half tempted to write a post-it note and stick it on my bits...
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I should stop reading this thread as I'm starting to give myself the horrors, but its addictive reading :D.

Who would of thought we would get 3 pages on this subject :).
 
:roofles:mine would say i keep my purse in here and i know exactly how much is in it :giggle:
 
TMD68 said:
Oh god lol, see I know that am gonna be 'under' and not know what they are doing, but going to be torturing myself about them taking the 'mick' *rolls eyes*

Hey ho, wont be the first, haven't got any any bits I shouldnt have (just more of what I should have!) sadly no piecings anymore - so jobs a good 'en...

Might be half tempted to write a post-it note and stick it on my bits...
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lhmo at the post it notes....but what I want to know is what messages would you write on the notes?

~hugs~
 
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