SHAVING....?

[Snowcrystal]

mine would say i keep my purse in here and i know exactly how much is in it :giggle:

that's so funny...do you think they might test your sincerity?...lol

~hugs~

 

[Snowcrystal]

Hehe, brill post.


I dont think Dr Sig would have appreciated little tigers and monkeys who had escaped from the amazon running over the op table so I gave my foomin a good whack of the Immac before my surgery.

You crack me up...that was so funny...Did you do a tuppeny all off?

~hugs~

 

[Snowcrystal]

Well I did wonder what would happen and thought when my time comes I'll ask you guys where to buy the paper drawers...........(I'm still going to buy them)

Been away a couple of days and after reading this post I realise why I missed you all...

~hugs~

 

[j.u.s.t.l.i.z.]

or id put on me post it note....

please dont stroke the pussy ...

CAT of course.

:copon:and hey put your dirty minds back where they all belong ! :8855:

 

[salski]

or id put on me post it note....

please dont stroke the pussy ...

:d cat of course.

:copon:and hey put your dirty minds back where they all belong ! :8855:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *breathe* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

 

[j.u.s.t.l.i.z.]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *breathe* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

lol dont choke ya self:8855:

 

[topsy]

Don't touch what you can't afford!!!!

 

[zns]

Oh god I am crying with laughter having read this

 

[yorkshiregirl78]

Love the post it note idea...

I had a back op 2 months ago they gave me xl paper knickers which cut me in pieces lol they was that small. (or should i say my bum is that big) when i came out of theatre I was commando!

 

[Spikeyjaycee]

I'd put on my post it note - please take a photo whilst you're down there - its been so long since I saw my genitals I've forgotten what they look like! Julie x

 

[yorkshiregirl78]

Oh my god this thread is so funny thanks for cheering me up guys!

 

[iinklii]

I took a photo of me when I was smaller in with me. I was going to stick it to my tummy, with the words :-

This is the thin person thats trying to get out, please help!

I might still do it on my new date

 

[Snowcrystal]

My post it note would say:

Ode to the Pubic Shaver

Hi, my name is Daisy
And I've been rather lazy
To trim me little pom
I’ve had to crouch and bend
And with scissors I had to lend
To gain me hair-free-dom.

But I just could not reach
what once was me little peach
Now it's such bind to groom
So mirror and comb in tow
Oh no, oh here we go
I snip snip to my doom.


So please just take good care
With what's left of this, me hair
As I'll miss it oh so much
So You can fluff it all with zest
You can style this good old nest
And leave it soft to touch.




ps. I know, I know, I'll need an A4 sheet instead of a post it note....lol

~hugs~

 

[Mimsie67]

 

[Snowcrystal]

I love this thread too...shows a lighter side to WLS. (or any operation)

~hugs~

 

[archiesmum]

I did hear of a young woman who had dyed her pubic hair green and had a message above that said "Keep of the grass".

Some wag in the operating theatre crossed it out and had written "Sorry had to mow the lawn!!

 

[margaretmc]

Thats so funny , god the tears are rolling down my face cheecks

 

[zetacatty]

What about 'Be careful, this animal bites!'

 

[Mimsie67]

This thread is so amusing. Atleast it keeps us all laughing!!!

 

[j.u.s.t.l.i.z.]

I did hear of a young woman who had dyed her pubic hair green and had a message above that said "Keep of the grass".

Some wag in the operating theatre crossed it out and had written "Sorry had to mow the lawn!!