What do you get a 40 year old man???

[lisa x]

ok guys..
Here's my dilemma...
Its my brothers 40th birthday in November...
I have no idea what to get him...
I want a present that's a jokey type present...
My brother has a wicked sense of humour...
I am really stuck...
Why are men so hard to buy for...?
I don't think he would find socks and pants amusing...lol
I will spend up to £30 on him..so please don't suggest days out(he has done most of them lol)
Any ideas would be appreciated...
Lisa x

 

[dottychic]

A 25 year old woman X

 

[lisa x]

:8855::8855::8855:

Oh my word....i nearly wet myself at that answer...
I am sure he would love that...I not sure about his wife would though ..lol

 

[dottychic]

Oooops, you didnt mention a wife X

 

[ladylite]

A blow up doll

A willy warmer

 

[Sambucca]

Viagra?? LOL

Only joking before the 40+ men gang up on me, but its the best I can come up with as a jokey present, perhaps with a pipe and slippers.

 

[dottychic]

x

 

[Bev]

I was just thinking VIAGRA... But got beaten at the post...

Have a mooch around the Anne Summers shop Lisa... you're bound to come out with something...

Love and hugs Angel xxx

 

[lisa x]

:8855:
humm OK...I think the pipe and slippers would be a great one for the kids to give him...thanks Sam...x

I may get some Viagra..after all most of my spam is that...It would be a shame to ignore those emails lol..

Willy warmer....humm what size..its not a place I ever have looked(I would be traumatised)
keep them coming girls lol
x x

 

[Sambucca]

You could use aqua ban tablets (they are blue, and I believe Viagra are blue) Just sellotape 2 of them inside his card. At least that way if he was daft enough to try them he's not going to do himself any harm.... other than to wee more than usual!!

 

[IRJ]

You could buy him a Man City or a Liverpool shirt, theres nothing more funny than that hahahahahahahahaha

 

[dottychic]

Hahahaha, love it IRJ.......United all the way X

 

[dawny]

what about making him a birthday box with all silly things in it, i did one for my mum and she loved it, things like, phyllisan (fortifies the over 40s), pipe, tener ladies, hair restoring shampoo, all silly things like that, as you look round the shops, youll find things that will appeal to you that are really funny, hope you get sorted out, hugs xx

 

[dottychic]

Great Idea Dawn.....loads of little laughs ! X

 

[lisa x]

thanks guys..
well my brother does not follow footy in any way shape or form..so i think the joke would be lost on him lol
dawny...i have sort of started an old mans box..i have ordered a pipe and slippers so far...going to get onld man cap and sock suspenders...
thats as far as i have got...
(good idea about the 40+ vitamins..and hair restorer)
Mary I have even checked out a few willy warmers...it appears on size fits all lol...
I will keep thinking...I am sure there is more..
sam thanks for the tip...i think i may just get a couple of blue M&Ms or smarties and draw a V on them ...lol

 

[Glenville]

Amazon have some fun items you may want to consider, like a Gentleman's Willy Care Kit, £6.99, a Borat Mankini Thong for £4.95, Belly button brush £6.43 etc...
xx

 

[lisa x]

thanks john..i will check it out....
i know he already has a few mankinis...(first on he had he wore back to front and complained it shafted him) rofl...

well guys so far..i have got
pipe slippers old mans flat cap..
will get vitamins and hair resotorer shampoo and smarties(need to go to the chemist)
i got stick on moustaches..(its a ongoing joke that he cant grow a real mans tash...)lol
i have got him some pants,,but with a hole cut out of the back..they are call f$rt pants...
so far so good...

 

[Mrs Norris]

I once bought one of my brothers a 'Face/*rse' towel as a jokey Christmas present and it was very funny.
Not sure if I can post a link to Ebay, that is where I bought it. (new I should add!)

 

[dottychic]

Lol....he will love it Lisa...especially all the thought that has gone into it X

 

[lisa x]

I will tell him I got help from you guys lol
I saw those towels during my browsing...I may get one..
is have also ordered some greasian 2000 and a belly button cleaner lol(I say that its a blusher brush that I will put a tag on lol)