Corrupt wish...

[Jacquera]

Starting to feel better now, so thought I would add another game I like to play online. It is called the corrupt wish and basically someone wishes something and the aim is to grant it but also corrupt it, so I might say

I wish for a bag of money

and the person next puts

granted it is a bag of monopoly money.

And then they add their own wish.

I will answer my own wish this first one so everyone knows what the game would normally look like, if they haven't already played it before.


I wish that my kids would tidy their own bedrooms.

 

[Jacquera]

Granted, they just shove everything into your room.

I wish it wasn't so cold.

 

[Bev]

granted, it's going to get warmer....

wish there would be some sunny days & my hubby would tidy the garage... xxx

 

[Jacquera]

Granted, your husband tidies the garage and then brings all the tools he has found into the house to give them a good clean and oil.

I wish it wasn't so cold.

 

[angelajoy1961]

Granted - you're going to spend all day on the beach with no sun cream !

I wish I was 20 years younger.............

 

[Zionaka]

granted, the tempretures will rise to the tropics, but the air conditioning and fans are broken.

I wish I had a husband

 

[Zionaka]

lol opps ignore mine cross posted

granted but you have braces, pimples and 1 inch thick glasses

NOW, I wish for the husband

 

[Jacquera]

Granted, you can have my ex husband, not that you would want him.

I wish that a scientist would invent a star trek style food replicator so we could have really yummy food without the calories.

 

[Zionaka]

pmsl

 

[Grace]

granted but it makes us go bright yellow with blue dots!

I wish I was 5 feet 10"

 

[Big an Bouncy]

Granted you are 5ft 10in but all your clothes are too small!
Wish i could go back to school.

 

[Grace]

granted but you are still a grown-up and have to sit in the little chairs!
I wish I lived in a warm country.

 

[Jacquera]

Granted, you go to that place in America where Tremors was filmed. You did say you wanted to live in a worm country didn't you? Grin!

I wish for world peace.

 

[Grace]

Granted. Everyone gets very bored!
I wish for a lambhorgini

 

[angelajoy1961]

Granted - your legs are too short to reach the pedals

I wish I could fly like a bird and poop on all the people who annoy me

 

[Big an Bouncy]

granted but you are eaten by a cat
I wish I was 17 again

 

[dottychic]

granted but 17 stone

I wish I married Colin Farrell

 

[Zionaka]

granted but he farts constantly in bed, has no sex drive and burps loudly in public!

Please, please can I have Lennox Lewis?

 

[Katkit1]

Granted your married to Colin Farrell - but he`s got buck teeth a squint and is a wife-beater!

I wish I had Marilyn Monroes gorgeous body!

 

[Katkit1]

Oh no we crossed Zi - Granted your married to Lennox Lewis - but he farts in bed and his breath smells of dog turds!

I wish I had a body like Marily Monroe!