Corrupt wish...

[Jacquera]

Granted, but now your brains are so big, and your head, you can't walk through doors.

I wish I could get my stupid archaeology assignment written.

 

[dottychic]

Granted but you buried it somewhere now you cant find it

I wish I was 20 years younger

 

[angelajoy1961]

Granted - but you are suffering from teenage ache - reeeaaalllly bad

I wish I hadn't used gloss paint on my toe nails !!!!

 

[Jacquera]

Granted, you used tuna mayonnaise and now the cats follow you wherever you go.

I wish my kids would go to sleep.

 

[Big an Bouncy]

granted but its xmas eve again
i wish i could salsa dance

 

[Jacquera]

Granted, though why anyone would want to dance in salsa, would be rather messy.

I wish I knew where my kids odd socks went.

 

[sleepy]

granted, but now youve lost the other ones

i wish that milk tasted like sausage and mash with onions

 

[Jacquera]

Granted, but mixed with a white chocolate option, it doesn't taste so good.

I wish I didn't feel sick. Only a little bit but still annoying.

 

[Emma Louise]

Granted, but now you fart like a stink bomb.

I wish i could win the lotto

 

[dottychic]

Granted you won a tenner but put £20 on

I wish I could stand on the top of a mountain

 

[angie790]

Granted...you get to the top of the mountain, but while you are admiring the view, a seagull flies by & drops a present in your eye!

I wish I were taller....

 

[Jacquera]

Granted, you are put on the rack and are now taller. Unfortuantely, you also have really sore joints.

I wish I could eat more. Still on tiny little portions, around 3 tbsps, of pureed because I kept being sick and my stomach kept feeling sore. Seeing my consultant next week.

 

[dottychic]

Granted you can eat more but you also pooooooo more!

I wish I owned more diamonds

 

[angelajoy1961]

Granted - but they're still in the mine and you have to dig them out with your bare hands

I wish that this wish didn't get corrupted !!

 

[phatmomma]

granted your wish is not corrupted...

I wish i was better at these silly games x

 

[E_Squared84]

Granted- however you then would suck at everything else.

I wish I won the lottery.

 

[angelajoy1961]

granted - you also won a tenner but put £50 on

I wish I could fast foward to 1 year after my operation and I'm slim.

 

[Jacquera]

Granted, and no corruption just as though I can fast forward too.

I wish my daughter had brought me a spoon when she brought me a yoghurt. Can't be bothered getting one myself.

 

[angelajoy1961]

Granted but she brought you a serving spoon and the pot split when you tried to put the spoon in and now you're wearing strawberry yoghurt all down your really expensive brand new white blouse and you don't have time to change before you have to go out to a really important appointment ! phew !!

I wish I didn't have such a vivid imagination

 

[Emma Louise]

Granted, but then your life gets so boring your fall alseep at random intervals.

I wish i had gorgeously shiney straight hair