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Did you say/do anything embarrassing when you came round from your op?

yorkiegal

Baxter's mum
I woke up with a major panic attack and it wasn't until I heard my surgeon say ''it's all done Sam and it was laparascopic'' that I was able to calm down. Then I asked him for a liquidised marsbar. :p

He laughed and said he could tell I was going to be trouble.
 
I've not had my op yet but I'm SURE I'll say something dodgy as I suffer from foot-in-mouth disease!

My first husband had to have some operations on his sinuses and had a bad habit of flashing his testicles at all and sundry while being wheeled back from the theatre. They'd ask him to put his legs down but he would insist they were sweaty and needed airing!

Bearing in mind he was director of a very succesful, very famous (at the time) company somebody could have had a field day with him flashing everyone!
 
I asked if it was key hole laughed when I was told it was, burped and dosed off. Then Icame round and asked about my cathetar and said he was lying till he lifted the blankets.

The best was after my Gall bladder op. I was shown them and said to the surgeon , no Fluffing way did they come out of my body
 
Not had my op yet but when I was given gas and air in an ambulance after breaking my ankle I came out with all sorts of rubbish about various men I was sleeping with and went in to great detail about it :eek: None of it was true of course, my best friend in the ambulance with me at the time put the record straight and the ambulance guys just laughed it off as they'd heard various odd things from people on gas before!!

When I finally got to the hospital and they hooked my up to the gas again to reset my ankle I was convinced that I was in an episode of Hollyoaks, it wasn't until the mask slipped off my face and the nurse was telling me to put it back on that I realised where I was!!

H x
 
Not than I am aware of, but then again I wasnt aware of anything until I was back on the ward, my hubby said I kept fighting him and the nurses with my oxygen mask, everytime they put it on I took it off again, well can you blame me they are horrible things!
 
When I had gas and air for my gallstones, somehow I managed too think I was in the post office queue and someone had run of with my first new born baby ( his 18 ) lol , the mind boggles.....
 
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