novamay
Born Free
well, after i've reached target and had the plastic surgery (to remove all the flappy skin), I'm going to London to the posh shops and buying a whole new wardrobe of clothes, shoes, bags, bras, knickers, stockings, damn well everything! Then I'm coming home and having a huge bonfire in the garden and buring all the old, out of date, unflattering tat that I've been wearing for years... and I'll actually be able to dance around it!