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Just 1lb???

ditzeeblonde

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You may or may not have seen this before but I love it & it makes me realise how important that 1lb really is!

Love the 1lb!!!!
Hello, do you know me?
If you don't you should. I'm a pound of fat, and I'm the happiest pound of fat that you would ever want to meet. Want to know why?
It's because no one ever wants to lose me; I'm Only One Pound, just a pound. Everyone wants to lose three pounds, five pounds or fifteen pounds, but never only one, so I just stick around and happily keep you fat.
Then I add to myself ever so slyly so that you never seem to notice it, that is until I've grown to ten, twenty or even more pounds in weight. Yes, it's fun being Only One Pound of fat, left to do as I please.
So, when you weigh in, keep right on saying "Oh, I only lost one pound." (as if that were such a terrible thing!)
For you see, if you do this you'll encourage others to keep me around because they will think I'm not worth losing. And I love being around you - your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips and every part of you. Happy Days!!
After all, I'm Only One Pound of fat!!!
 
thats brilliant and very true to! o well my one lb loss this week inst to bad then hey x
 
I think this is so good, I wonder if the mods could make it a sticky to remind us when we have only lost a 1lb.
 
How many times i've moaned about a measly 1lb of fat gone, yet when i put 1lb on its like hundreds....

Excellent thread Linzi, i'm loving it!
 
am loving this thread, especially as the 1lb has chosen me this week!
xxxx
 
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