lamornamiss
wants to be a loser
> >Five surgeons are discussing the best patients to operate on.
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> >The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating
>
> >table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
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> >The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians!
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> >Everything inside them is colour-coded.'
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> >The third surgeon says, 'I think Librarians are the best;
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> >everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
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> >The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'I like Construction Workers.
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> >Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at
> the
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> >end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.'
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> >But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all
>
> >wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
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> >There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine and
> there
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> >are only two moving parts - the mouth and the asshole - and they are
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> >interchangeable'
>
>
> >The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating
>
> >table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
>
>
> >The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians!
>
> >Everything inside them is colour-coded.'
>
>
> >The third surgeon says, 'I think Librarians are the best;
>
> >everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
>
>
> >The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'I like Construction Workers.
>
> >Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at
> the
>
> >end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.'
>
>
> >But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all
>
> >wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
>
> >There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine and
> there
>
> >are only two moving parts - the mouth and the asshole - and they are
>
> >interchangeable'
