imagine lying there all innocent looking coming round from your op and your unaware that actually your farting that much your blowing the surgical team round the recovery area!!!!! there ll be hanging on for dear life to door frames window sills etc etc.... i bet they draw straws as to whos on the bariatric ward hahahha gas masks and padding is issued at the start of shifts incase they cant get hold of something ...... oooo nooooooooo