just for the girls

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don't matter to me, because i don't use mine anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[j.u.s.t.l.i.z.]

don't matter to me, because i don't use mine anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL ! dust the cobwebs off and get it back in action

 

[phatgirl]

You lot have made me laugh! I have had a 9stone loss from the pre-op diet and forward, my lady garden has erm, reduced in size proportionally. I was honestly concerned at first since as the garden was the same 'arceage' after I had reduced 3 or 4 clothing sizes. Thankfully, that area has caught up with the rest of me and slimmed down. Gardening is easier and to be honest, I hadn't made visual contact for years pre-op due to the size of me but now I can. So probably won't have a need for any re-construction in that area. Be prepared for more regular visits though from your special someone, the garden becomes a hot spot post-op I swear!

 

[elffie01]

OMG PG I swear I just nearly choked on my soup....visual contact pmsl

Bit of landscaping, hedges trimmed and yer all set for a night out

 

[wannabeanewme]

oooommmmmmmwwwwwww.. lolololol

am sat here chuckling away to myself at the original post and all replies and getting very queer looks from my daughter (she dont know bout the banding or this site) and here's my tuppence worth ( lol )

before the op, the area on pubic bone felt very 'lumpy' and gardening was sometimes uncomfortable due to inner thighs not going where they were meant to for 'access' so to speak and only way of seeing was in a mirror after a shower..

now - as everything is reducing but apron is still there - think its all ready for another trim due to it having been in the dark for so long.. lol.. it seems overall to be reducing outwardly and tightening on the inside (sorry if that a bit t.m.i for some) but was told due to the fact all of it is muscles and when you lose weight - muscles go tighter.. think enough said there.. lol..

shame OH's have decided to 'go on holiday' (due to meds he's on at the minute) so hardly surprising garden needs some attention.. used to have regular pruning done so will have to see what can do to rectify that one ;-)

thanks everyone for such a mood-lift to the morning.. have a good day all..

 

[rybens]

oooommmmmmmwwwwwww.. lolololol

am sat here chuckling away to myself at the original post and all replies and getting very queer looks from my daughter (she dont know bout the banding or this site) and here's my tuppence worth ( lol )

before the op, the area on pubic bone felt very 'lumpy' and gardening was sometimes uncomfortable due to inner thighs not going where they were meant to for 'access' so to speak and only way of seeing was in a mirror after a shower..

now - as everything is reducing but apron is still there - think its all ready for another trim due to it having been in the dark for so long.. lol.. it seems overall to be reducing outwardly and tightening on the inside (sorry if that a bit t.m.i for some) but was told due to the fact all of it is muscles and when you lose weight - muscles go tighter.. think enough said there.. lol..

shame OH's have decided to 'go on holiday' (due to meds he's on at the minute) so hardly surprising garden needs some attention.. used to have regular pruning done so will have to see what can do to rectify that one ;-)

thanks everyone for such a mood-lift to the morning.. have a good day all..

what a great reply far more sensible than the ones i posted lol ann summers have some great gardening ideas :flirt2: x

 

[fatbutnot4eva]

haha you do make me laugh, interetsing to know my lady garden / fandango (we call it that) / petal / chunky monkey / love nest and every other name will hopefully become "toned" and the camels toe will be a thing of the past haha

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"ladys lips" "man in a canoe" what ever, we all know what we'r on about.

 

[rosejohnson]

Hahaha this is the funniest thread EVER!!!

At one point I had to stop and check that we weren't actually talking about gardening!!

You lot are HILARIOUS!!

Rx

 

[wannabeanewme]

"ladys lips" "man in a canoe" what ever, we all know what we'r on about.

wellll.. everyone apart from Liz back at beginging of the replies..

<< still chuckle now when see a stray Tesco carrier bag..

lolololol

 

[Gail-michelle]

Is a camels toe when your trousers are to tight and your fandango goes into a shape of a camels foot/hoof ? soz for being a bit thick. G.M

haha you do make me laugh, interetsing to know my lady garden / fandango (we call it that) / petal / chunky monkey / love nest and every other name will hopefully become "toned" and the camels toe will be a thing of the past haha

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[elffie01]

dunno why i came back to this thread lol but Im glad I did

Yes GM thats the one

thank god my kids are still in bed while I read this lol, I was spluttering into my cereals

'Man in canoe' pmsl.

 

[rybens]

better than beef curtains ooooo thats a horrible one lol not sure if thats a yorkshire saying

 

[elffie01]

lol it could be, hubby is from Coventry and hes never heard of it, although he has led a sheltered life bless him.... i soon fixed that though

 

[Neen]

 

[chris195]

hi all sorry should not of read but could not resist,then could not stop had to read all,sorry--and thank you brill, chris

 

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Lets keep it alive it realy cheeres me up!!!!!!!!