You poor thing! I can entirely sympathise; my wrecking list included a pub bench, a garden swing, a restaurant chair, numerous loo seats and, my most upsetting, a loo! It actually came away from the wall and flooded right through the floor of a wonderful old Manor House that belonged to some people my husband knew, but I had never met before.
We all have our stories. We've all had our tears. We are all doing something about it!! xx