My diary - From the beginning

[frankyboysh7]

You'll be the first one invited.

 

[chummy]

You'll be the first one invited.

You are too kind.

 

[frankyboysh7]

I tell you all something.
The last 3 days, I can't stop farting!

 

[WeightlossDreamer]

beautiful...... just what i wanted to hear! Now your eatin well im guessin at least they are not as smelly as they may have been x

 

[louloumoo]

I remember that happenings... Lasted about 2 weeks.. Terribly lady like..!

 

[sarahrob]

Still happens to me after each fill. Why????

 

[frankyboysh7]

Fill of what? Your band?
Or you being rude?

 

[sarahrob]

Haha, it's been that long since a fill of that type I wouldn't know how it would affect me!

I was talking about a band fill, rude boy.

 

[chummy]

Hi all.

How you all doing?

 

[sarahrob]

Hiya chummy, how're you?

 

[chummy]

Better now thanks. I've had a terrible cough and sore throat. I'm getting better now.
Have noticed the band has been tighter since feeling unwell.

Had to put the date off until tomorrow, I'll let you know how if goes.

 

[WeightlossDreamer]

good luck with the date! Hope it goes well for you x x

 

[sarahrob]

Ooh, excited for you for tomorrow
Bummer about the cough, hope it clears up soon x

 

[chummy]

Thanks all.
There defo won't be any action with my little tickle present. Anyway he may be a minger, and the cough might come in handy.
Time will tell. It's been 8years since my last male interaction, I'm looking forward to it but with anticipation. Putting it bluntly "IM SHITTING MYSELF", I really like him, lots.

 

[frankyboysh7]

Maybe he's got a little tickle too.

By tickle I mean penis

 

[WeightlossDreamer]

lol you'll be fine just go and have a good time x x x

 

[chummy]

Maybe he's got a little tickle too.

By tickle I mean penis

I'm hoping for something more than little!!

 

[frankyboysh7]

See, there's pressure on men straight away.
If a bloke ever said "I hope she's tight enough" or "I hope her boobs aren't saggy" he'd get hung.
But a woman can say that.
On behalf of all men with small penises - I'm disgusted.

 

[frankyboysh7]

I meant for other men.
Not for me.

Oh ****.

Damn.

Goodnight.

 

[Banderbird]

Don't worry chummy, I'm sure he won't be hung like a gnat.